The Jobs I would Never Share

(start humming that famous "favorite Things" song from Sound of Music. Julie Andrews eat your heart out)

scrubbing out skid marks from Spiderman Undies
wiping up vomit from too many sundaes

combing out tangles from long brunette hair
These are the jobs that I never would share

(bmm dip dip bmmm dip dip)

Plunging the toilets from toys that go swimming
fixing the haircut from a 3-year-old trimming

Saying once more that "Life's not always fair."
These are the jobs that I never would share

(big crescendo)

When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
When my kids feel sad,
I cuddle and kiss them and give them a hug,
And then I don't feel so bad.

(bmm dip dip bmmm dip dip)

driving the carpool and paying tuition
giving up Twinkies for better nutrition

sewing the arm back on a ragged teddy bear
These are the jobs that I never would share

Learning the theme songs from SpongeBob and Dora
taming a melt-down at the grocery store-ah

Answering "WHY?" with the evil-eye stare
These are the jobs that I never would share.

When they're not picked, when they're too small,
When they're last by a tad,
I tell them, "In my book you're still number 1"
And then they don't feel so bad.

From MamaKat's Writer's Workshop:
4.) If you could change career paths now and be anything you wanted to be...what would you be and why?
See, I'd be a SAHM forever if I could. And at the rate I'm popping out babies, that's not an unrealistic perspective.