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If you give a MOM a moment, she will
sign a permission slip
put a load of laundry into the washer
kiss a boo-boo
write a grocery list
brush her teeth
fill two pockets with stray Lego blocks
turn off all the lights
defrost meat for dinner
If you give a kid a moment, he/she will
squirt diaper cream all over the desk, and themselves
dump Kool-Aid on the carpet
eat a booger
learn how to unlock the front door and discover the street
give their bologna to the dog
put lipstick on their face (boys)
try to pee standing up (girls)
If you give a dad a moment, he will
take a nap
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This post inspired by Mamakat's Writing Workshop over at Mama's Losin' It
11 Texan Commenters (Add Yours!):
I totally agree with eating the booger thing. What is it about boogers kids love?
Ok. I totally love this and I did not even see it coming, but it is totally 100% true. And I get so mad when I walk through the living room and see him kicked back in the recliner while I run frantically through the house to try to contain the damage while the little sleeps and the big one watches cartoons.
Well that was just brilliant and absolutely accurate.
AND, you inspired me to do my own In A Moment.
This is great! And so true. Love it.
You are brilliant...you are a mom! I love this post. We are all loving it because it's so real and we can all identify.
HA! This list is so true. Mine doesn't nap, but he will watch baseball.
Lol. How true!
Well now. You have everybody nailed! Great lists.
Ain't that the truth! LOL
Oh crap! I just took a nap....awkward! LOL
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